Donald J Trump * A Self Portrait
When I was a young man, many of my classmates served in the Vietnam era military. I asked a friendly doctor to say I had bone spurs and got out of the service entirely. That makes me smart!
Then I managed my father's rental housing business and we broke the law and excluded blacks because we could rent segregated apartments for more money. That makes me smart!
I often brag about bribing public officials because that proves I’m smart!.
I construct my buildings with Chinese steel and stock them with imported goods and then tell the workers in Pennsylvania and Ohio I am the enemy of imports and they believe me. That makes me smart!
I attack my fellow citizens who are Hispanic, or black, or disabled and fuel fear and discontent with white people and that proves I am smart.
I have tried to do business with most of the bad men in the world because I won’t let the interests of my nation stand in the way of my business and that makes me smart!
Most people work hard to fulfill their promises to others and feel guilty when the cannot, I stiff my partners for billions without a backward glance. That makes me smart!
Most Americans pay their taxes and hope everybody is doing their share, I pay nothing while living in a golden tower and complaining about poor people not paying enough. That makes me smart!
Most people, if they have a good year will give money to charity, but if I have no taxable income to write it off against, I give nothing. That proves I am smart!
In the wee hours of the morning most people have put aside their worries about their obligations and have gone to sleep in their modest homes comforted by the love of family and good neighbors and thankful of life’s opportunities to share their love.
BUT in the wee hours of the morning, I sit alone in my gold leaf chair, on the top of my Trump Tower and I send out nasty, mean tweets to millions of strangers about that fat, loser Rosie O’Donnell. That makes me ?????
Then I managed my father's rental housing business and we broke the law and excluded blacks because we could rent segregated apartments for more money. That makes me smart!
I often brag about bribing public officials because that proves I’m smart!.
I construct my buildings with Chinese steel and stock them with imported goods and then tell the workers in Pennsylvania and Ohio I am the enemy of imports and they believe me. That makes me smart!
I attack my fellow citizens who are Hispanic, or black, or disabled and fuel fear and discontent with white people and that proves I am smart.
I have tried to do business with most of the bad men in the world because I won’t let the interests of my nation stand in the way of my business and that makes me smart!
Most people work hard to fulfill their promises to others and feel guilty when the cannot, I stiff my partners for billions without a backward glance. That makes me smart!
Most Americans pay their taxes and hope everybody is doing their share, I pay nothing while living in a golden tower and complaining about poor people not paying enough. That makes me smart!
Most people, if they have a good year will give money to charity, but if I have no taxable income to write it off against, I give nothing. That proves I am smart!
In the wee hours of the morning most people have put aside their worries about their obligations and have gone to sleep in their modest homes comforted by the love of family and good neighbors and thankful of life’s opportunities to share their love.
BUT in the wee hours of the morning, I sit alone in my gold leaf chair, on the top of my Trump Tower and I send out nasty, mean tweets to millions of strangers about that fat, loser Rosie O’Donnell. That makes me ?????